I Identify Printed Foam Trucker Hat socialist CHEST (inches) WAIST (inches) HIPS

CHEST (inches) WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches) XS 33 ⅛ 25 ¼ 35 ⅜ S 34 ⅝ 26 ¾ 37 M 36 ¼ 28 ⅜ 38 ⅝ L 37 ¾ 29 ⅞ 40 ⅛ XL 41 33 ⅛ 43 ¼ 2XL 44 ⅛ 36 ¼ 46 ½ 3XL 47 ¼ 39 ⅜ 49 ⅝

yet modern t-shirt

the government used this claim to justify the invasion

100% carded cotton

and buttons mocked the Democrats with variants of "Fritz and Tits

I Identify Printed Foam Trucker Hat socialist CHEST (inches) WAIST (inches) HIPSYou already live like you're tax exempt. Now it's time your hat caught up. This is the foam crowned declaration of independence from the bloated tick we call the federal government. A wearable form of civil disobedience wrapped in high density polyester and spite. You dont owe them a damn thing, and this trucker cap makes sure they know iteven when youre just buying hot dogs at the gas station. Snapback fit. Mesh breathability. Front says it all.